HOW TO PLAY GREEN GLORY GOLF
Alright, partner, let me walk you through this here golf game. Just follow these steps, and you'll be swingin' like a pro in no time:
When the game asks, type in your initials, but no more than 3 letters, mind you. That's how they'll know who's boss on the best score leaderboard.
Now, you gotta choose your weapon, I mean club. Pick woods for a hefty 300-yard wallop, or irons for a more delicate 150-yard touch. Just click on the radio button, and you're good to go.
Ready to swing? Hit that "Waggle!" button, and watch that power meter (the dancin' bar inside the rectangle) go wild. The spot where it stops will tell you how far your ball's goin' to fly.
Time to make your move. Press "Swing!" again to freeze that power meter right where you want it. The distance your ball covers depends on the club you're usin', so choose wisely, my friend.
Sit back and watch the numbers. The game'll keep track of how far you are from the hole, your strokes, and, of course, your score.
Keep on swingin' until you're within 5 yards of the hole. You might end up with a Birdie, Eagle or a much-feared Triple Bogey. But hey, that's golf for you - a series of jubilations and heartaches.
Nine holes are what you're up against, and when you've tackled 'em all, your score will be sent off to the server. Then you can brag about how you stack up against the best players out there.
Remember, it's all about beatin' those nine holes with the lowest score you can muster. Good luck!